I was in bed with my boyfriend(post coital glow all around) and after the heavy breathing had stopped,sometimes we like to have a conversation about the nitty gritty of our sex life.So he asks me 'how come you're not all that loud when we have sex?'This coming from the man who holds his breath while cumming.And desperatley tries to hide his orgasm face.I digress.Anyway,flashback to other boyfriends who have asked me the same thing! It's not like im not enjoying myself .It's just that i really don't want 90 year old mrs jones next door to know exactly what we are doing.How would i face her over the washing line the next day?And then it hit me.PORN!!! our mens early bible to sex! If we are not screaming in manner of Linda lovejuice at decibals of a horror film heroine running through the woods(sorry probably not the best comparison) then they think they are shit in bed!I mean honestly how many of us actually thrash around the bed screaming like banshees(at least not all of the time anyway).It's not just that though,thanks to porn they expect us to be leg hair/armpitt hair/and bikini hair free all the time.And who among us normal girls can live up to that? Then theres the issue that thanks to porn,we are supposed to be size 8,and completley lump and bump free.So you decide ladies has porn done damage to you're sex life? or have you been influenced by porn and feel you have to act as though on a porn set,to keep you're man happy? Look out for part 2 on the bad side of porn"
by emma carter
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