Sunday 12 December 2010

Warning signs to look out for in a new relationship!

How many times have you met a seemingly nice guy/girl , dated then for a while, only to discover he/she is a lying, cheating, scumbag. Or, just plain psychotic. You know, the ones who end up stalking you for 6months after you've ended it, or ran screaming to the police station, while dragging them because they are still attatched to your leg!

Luckily, this can be avoided. Look out for these signs on the first few dates, and if your new beau displays more than five of them....run, and maybe put your pet bunny rabbit into hiding for a while ;)

1) He/she steals your mums number out of your mobile when you go to the bathroom.

2) He/she puts your phone number as no.1 on their speed dial, on the first date!

3) What you once thought was affectionate cuddling, becomes more like a ball and chain.

4) The flirty hand/knee/thigh touching, that goes on to let the other party know your interested, gets steadily more intense untill they actually LICK YOUR FACE!! (this happened to me on a date. He thought it was cute, and would make him seem quirky. The look of surprise on his face as i punched him on the nose, was priceless)

5) When eating out, they have ordered for you before you arrive.

6) They have spookily ordered your favourite food + drink to try + impress you, claiming it's fate or something, but have previously harassed all your friends for the information.

7) By the 2nd date, he has a photo of you as his wallpaper (on his/her phone)

8) Your mum calls you and says "Why did'nt you tell me you had a new boyfriend/girlfriend . And such a lovely young man/lady too!

9) On your next date, they give you a rose for each day you've known each other. Some might say this is romantic, but smacks of desperation to me, hhmmm.

10) They begin planning where you will settle down. "some place nice in the country for the kids to grow up!" -seriously...run...now!!

11) You find a list of baby names in their notebook.

12) When you look out the window late at night, you see a familiar shape lurking in the shadows, staring up at your window.

13) When you pass a photo booth, they suggest having one of those photos done, where they merge your faces, so you can see what your kids would look like, and it's only date 3.

14) You jump every time your phone rings or a text comes through, because you know it's likely to be them for the 20th time that morning, to say "I wuv you" with a picture of a teddy and too many hearts to count. ----Aaarrghhh!!

15) You turn up at your mums for sunday lunch and find them at the head of the table, grinning inanley while carving the roast!

Please feel free to add your nightmare bunny boiler situations, even if it's to get revenge on your ex!

Lets expose the psychos, and spare many more people from some seriously awful dates eh? ;)


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Monday 29 November 2010

the object of my misery!

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Saturday 27 November 2010

Apologies for the unwanted blogging break!

My computer has died a slow agonizing death and I now have no access to the internet, leaving me unable to update my beloved blog as regularly as usual. I am now extremely miserable and plotting feverently to find a way to get back online as soon as possible. So please bear with me my lovely readers, I would hate to be bereft of your company any longer than I have to be.

If for the next month or so I give up buying food, heat, and electricity, I will probably be able to get a new laptop, and normal blogging service will be resumed. I promise to keep you updated on my progress in between fainting from hunger pangs ;) In the meantime you can contact me at meami_5@live.com (somebody please contact me I am completely isolated without the civilised world of the internet)
Please don't forget me?
Love a very unhappy Emma xx

Sunday 7 November 2010

Get paid to read and rate articles.

Interestingly enough, I have come across a site called Readbud, that actually pay you to read and rate short articles.
The whole thing is extremely simple to use. Sign up at Readbud for your free account, pick up to 50 topics that interest you, click on the articles tab, and read and rate articles related to your chosen topics of interest. Articles range in length from 100 - 1000 words. At the end of each article rate it's merit, and interest to you by giving it a rating out of five.

That's the good news! However......

The downside to the whole process seems to be the high payout rate. You can not cash out your earnings until your payment reaches $50. Coupled with the fact that each article read pays between 3 - 15 cents, depending on the word count of the article, the payout of $50 can take some time to reach!

Readbud states you can receive up to 25 articles per day. I have been using Readbud for a week now, and have only managed to receive a maximum of 13 articles per day. Earning me approximately $5 this week so far. It all seemed a little too good to be true, so I checked out a few reviews of Readbud through google. Out of ten articles, all proclaiming Readbud to be a great resource for earning money online, one of these articles stated reports of some Readbud users when nearing the $50 payout threshold, reporting a large drop in articles available. Some only receiving up to three articles a day. One Readbud user managed to persevere through this to reach the $50 required payout, only to be told they were not eligible for payment as they had not taken enough time reading articles, and merely skipped through them. Months wasted viewing articles to be told this? Why not tell this poor woman before she had wasted all her time reading articles for them?

Personally, I intend to carry on with Readbud. If only to discover if it is possible to earn money with this company? Look out for my follow up post in a few months to discover if Readbud deliver. Or give it a try yourself and let us know how you get on?

Sunday 31 October 2010

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Wednesday 20 October 2010

Revenge of the spider.

Our children are supposed to think we are brave. That we can protect them from anything......hmmmm, blew that one last night!

I tucked my daughter into bed. Kissed her goodnight, and headed back to the t.v. A little while later, she came back downstairs.

"Mummy I can't sleep. there are cobwebs on the ceiling and I'm scared the spiders will crawl on me when I go to sleep."

Cobwebs? - How embarrassing. Must remember to dust places other than the ones that fall directly in my eye line!

So, armed with a duster, I held my daughters hand and led her back to bed. Dutifully dusting away the cobwebs. " But mummy, the spiders may still be in the room." She gestured, wide eyed. Just then, our daft dog 'Honey' bounded in, tongue lolling ( think Santa's little helper from the Simpson's.) Sparking the memory that any spiders Honey sees, she catches, chews up, and spits them out. ( I guess those things taste really bad. Or it could just be that she really is a daft dog - check out the pic. And yea, she's wearing shorts. )



" Oh, baby, no need to worry. There are no spiders in our house because Honey eats them all up! Now they are too scared to come into our house. And if there are any spiders left, she'll get them, I promise."

My daughter cocked her head to one side seemingly remembering Honey tossing the last spider she caught up in the air, pouncing on it, and flicking it into the air again.

To prove to her it was safe, I scooted across the bed, and snuggled under her covers. " OK baby, you go get a book from your bookshelf, and mummy will read you a nice story to help you sleep."

So, off she shot to her bookcase, to no doubt pick the biggest, thickest book she could find. I wiggled further under the covers, when suddenly a slight movement caught my eye. I looked closer at the source of the movement. And, there running up the bed towards my face, at full speed, was the biggest, hairiest spider, i have ever seen. ( other than on the t.v of course.) I shot from that bed like someone had stuck a red hot poker up my arse. Limbs flailing, screaming for my husband at the top of my voice. My dumb spider eating dog laid on her back, paws in the air, wondering what all the fuss was about.

Luckily, I caught sight of my daughters bewildered face, and stopped shrieking like a bad actress in a slasher flick, just as my husband came barrelling through the door.

" What on earth is going on?"
My husband said.
" Erm CRAMP! Yes that's it...I had cramp!"
I muttered to my confused family.
My daughter sighed theatrically ; " Daddy, mummy saw a spider...I don't think she knows they can't eat you?" She said, and shook her head in exasperation.

Well i think I can safely assume she will be calling her daddy to check for spiders next time - eh?

Saturday 9 October 2010

Tips for driving traffic to your blog.

When surfing the blog forums, there is one question I see cropping up again, and again. " How do I get more traffic?" After all you can have the most beautifully presented, well written blog, but it's not a lot of good if no one sees it.

So what can you do to increase traffic to your site? Here are a few techniques to create exposure and get people interested in your blog. At first you may not see amazing results, but as you keep at it, you will slowly see your traffic increase.

Visit blogs and forums.

If you have a niche blog, then visit other blogs within your niche and leave insightful comments. As I have said before, hopefully this will start a conversation, and you can leave links back to related articles on your blog. If you don't have a niche blog, then surf the types of blogs that interest you, and do the same. Visit blogging forums, and join in with the conversation, leaving a link to your blog. If people like your comments this will drive people to your site. Basically, this method goes back to the phrase content is king. Unless people think your content is valuable, they won't be coming back.
This technique won't drive hordes of traffic to your blog, but over time you will create a steady stream of traffic to your blog.

 Respond to peoples questions in the forums, and write a detailed and thoughtful response. Or start a new thread with a question of your own, but instead of a one line question, submit a great article on a topic that is helpful to members of that forum ( find out what types of things they are talking about, or asking questions about ) At the end of the article invite them to discuss it. Then check back for comments and respond to them. This will drive traffic to your blog for a long time.

Article directories.

Find article directories that relate to your niche, or just a directory that publishes similar content to your own. Use your best articles, and if your content is valuable enough you only need submit to two or three to get the desired effect. Some of the best directories, with the most traffic ( more people to see your articles ) are:

zimbio
enzinearticles
weebly
easyjournal
Soulcast
Opendiary

As well as helping drive traffic to your blog, ( don't forget to add a link to your site at the end of the article.) this method helps with link building, which the search engines will pick up on. One major thing to remember when using article directories, is not to use content you have already published on your blog. As this will affect your search engine rankings, and you will be penalized for duplicate content. The content you publish in article directories must be unique.

Guest blogging.

Find a blog you admire or enjoy, or if you use googles blogspot ask one of the bloggers whose blog you follow if they would mind you writing a guest post on their blog. If you have a niche blog, ask blog owners within your niche.

Links to find other bloggers within your niche.

Stumbleupon
Digg
Delicious
Blogcatalog


Often other bloggers will often welcome extra content. Try to make sure it is some of your best writing. Remember to place a link back to your own blog somewhere in the post, or politely ask the blog owner where they would prefer you place the link.

Traffic from search engines.

Most successful blogs get 50% of their traffic from search engines, so this is quite an important aspect. The main way to get traffic from search engines, is to create consistently valuable content and regularly, to increase your chances of getting ranked in popular keyword search results. By creating relevant and useful content the search engines will begin ranking you well for your relevant keywords. The main thing to remember about using keywords is to make sure they are relevant. For example if you place the keywords "making money" throughout a post about dog grooming, then the search engine will know you are trying to beat the system, and you will be penalized...Actually, that's not the best example as you can make money dog grooming if it is your business, but you get my point, hopefully.

Use keywords throughout your posts in as natural a manner as possible, you don't want to affect the way it reads. ( I am rubbish at getting keywords into my posts, although I'm sure you will have much more common sense than I have and will do just fine.) Most importantly, try and get your keywords in your title. As search engines give preferences to keywords at the beginning of your headlines/ titles.

Social networking sites.

If you spend a lot of time on social networks, then think about how many contacts you already have that could be visiting or buying from your site? Put a link to your site on your profile page, update your status page announcing your latest blog post or product with a link to it. Maybe use the first few lines of your post as a teaser, inviting them to click on the link to read more?
                                                                                                           

I really hope you have found some of these tips helpful, and found something new you can use? There are so many amazing blogs out there going UN recognized. If you have any tips of your own, about traffic or any aspect of blogging, or would like to write a guest post on my blog. Please comment, leave your tips or email me at meami_5@live.com. If nothing else it is always good to have your links on other blogs ;)


Wednesday 6 October 2010

Too much of yesterday, today.


Did you know only one in ten women who have suffered domestic violence break the cycle, and end up in a non abusive relationship?


I am one of those lucky few. And because of this, i try to relish my present life with my husband and beautiful children, and try to stay away from the past. Unfortunately, this week that option has been snatched away from me. So this is going to Be a very difficult post to write....but i will write it, both to exorcise my demons, and for every woman out there who has been through a violent relationship.

It has been over a year since i heard from him last. He found me on facebook ( even though my privacy settings were water tight- or so i thought. ) He looked me up just to abuse and threaten me. My family and I, have moved hundreds of miles to be safe from him. And when i say family, I also mean my parents. Who received as many death threats as I did. He even physically assaulted my mother.

The contact was just another mind game. He loved mind games, and was so proud of his ability to play them so well. He used to whisper in my ear when we were in a room full of people, exactly what he was going to do to me when we got home. Delighting in the details of the violence. Then he would watch me crumble. To the people in the room, he was charm itself, and they would think me a miserable bitch that only brought him down. Then he would whisper that i was mental.

" You're mad, and everyone sees it."

He told me with an inane grin on his face. Occasionally this lead to such self loathing, i would self harm, and when people saw the cuts and scars, they would shake their heads, and say  " poor him, having to put up with that crazy bitch." So you see what i mean - mind games? In a way it was a lot worse than the violence.

This week it is our daughters tenth birthday. ( he doesn't remember the actual date, just that it is the beginning of Oct some time. I doubt he knows how old she is even. ) And so yesterday, the phone rang. I looked at the screen, and my heart hammered in my chest as I realized the dialing code was the area code where he lives. It could only have been him. I know no one else in that area. I don't know how he could have possibly got my phone number, and the fact that he does terrifies me.

I answered the phone...Silence, then the click of the dial tone.

I have spent six years rebuilding my life. I am happy. I am free. What gets to me is this, after all this time, all it takes is that one phone call. The threat of hearing his voice, and being transported back to that place years ago, where i was a weak nothing. I think what upsets me most, is no matter how much my life has moved on, no matter how safe my husband makes me feel, I can still be terrified by the threat of him.

Does this mean I am still the person I was then? Am I still weak? No it does not. No I am Not. The fear i feel is for my children. They remember nothing of their father ( Ben has brought them up since they were small.) or the violence they saw. They know it happened. I tell them what is appropriate for their age. But they will NEVER live it. They will never be exposed to his bile. I swear it. The strength I needed to leave him, came from them, and the strength I need now, will come from exactly the same place. 

Tuesday 5 October 2010

Creative writing- How to use your personal experiences.

Some one once told me there are only fourteen plot lines in the entire world. Every plot comes back to one of the fourteen, they are just re-hashed and slightly altered. Don't ask me what the fourteen plots are though, because I'm stumped after thinking of five. Basically the three main sources of good writing, start with one of these four options.

Rob the cradle.

Use your childhood and drain every last drop from it. Willa Carther said;

" Most of the basic material a writer works with is acquired before the age of fifteen."

This doesn't necessarily mean you need to write your childhood memoirs, after all unless your rich and famous who is really going to care about your childhood. There are exceptions of course. Dave Peltzer wrote three books on his childhood, and all of them are best sellers. Transform the material from your childhood experiences, use it to build characters for your work. Or create a whole new persona totally different from yourself, but using your childhood experience. Write down your first three memories and see if you can make a story out of any of them. When you can't remember any more, keep going and see where it gets you?


Rob the grave.

Not as creepy as it sounds. I simply mean, study the lives of your ancestors. Pick out something that might look like an interesting tale and tell it as your story. Use the information to spark off other ideas, and fill in the gaps in your knowledge with your imagination. This way you can shape the story the way you want it to go, and maybe fit in a beginning, middle or end you may have in mind.

Rob from books.


Not literraly6 of course, that's plagiarism and you will probably get sued. Learn from what other writers have to say, and write variations on themes. It may seem a little naughty at first, as if your stealing other peoples ideas and can't think of any of your own, but bearing in mind there are only fourteen themes in the world, this can't be helped eh? Many great works of fiction have come from other peoples work. Homer wrote The Odyssey and the Iliad out of battle reports; Virgil wrote The Aeneid on Homer's work and continued it, and Dante wrote The Inferno based on Odysseus' trip to the underworld. Do you see what i mean?

Whats to stop you writing a modern day Enid Blyton's famous five? The ideas are endless. If you can't find a story from real life, look into what other peoples books are doing. After all this is your medium. When you read something that really impacts you, take it from there. You only need to use it as a starting point, and your imagination will do the rest.

Your personal experiences.

Always use what is going on in your life. No matter how boring you think it seems. Sometimes just a piece of dialogue is enough to provide you with a fantastic idea. If your looking for a good piece of dramatic writing, then recall a physical or verbal fight and construct a scene around it. Struggle, war, quarrel, or any conflict is a fast paced source of stories.

  • Write about a moment of terror you have experienced.

  • Write about an incident you avoid remembering, or can't remember clearly, and write about it. By writing about these difficult experiences you will create something that matters to you, and if you write it clearly and use the five senses while writing it ( smell, sight, touch, sound, taste ) then it will evoke such a clear picture for the reader, that they will care about it too.



Friday 1 October 2010

Another year.....another wrinkle.

I've only just stopped wailing, crying and saying things like, "My youth has go-onne." About turning 30, when BAM, my 31st birthday is looming. Not only that, but my daughter is ten next week. I have a ten year old daughter? Huh? When did that happen?

She doesn't seem to need me for much anymore *Said in whiny high pitched voice* She asked me for a drink, so i said " OK baby, I'll get it for you in a sec." A few minutes later i walked into the kitchen, to discover she had done it already. She does EVERYTHING herself!

I feel so redundant. I constantly suggest we pretend she is a baby again, and she should let mummy dress/wash/bathe her, but she just looks at me like I'm crazy, hmph! No one knows what us mothers go through *tut. All mothers go through this right? It's not just me?

I really don't want to turn 31. I have a five year plan I'm supposed to have completed by the time I'm 35. A plan i definitely have not started yet, well..more specifically a book i need to have written by the time I'm 35. It really does have to be done by then, as my brain cells are dying at an alarming rate, and i have no idea if i will be able to string a sentence together by then. *wink.

Sunday 26 September 2010

How to find your blogging voice.

If i have to read one more blog post about what you had for breakfast ( with photos for goodness sake ) I am going to scream! This is the sort of blog post, i have come across time and time again when browsing blogs, looking for ideas for my own posts. And then there are the pro blogger, who insist you need to find a niche for your blog, and stick to it.

Personally i don't agree. There may be several things you are interested in writing about, and why should you have a different blog for each one? That's just not good time management.  How are you going to find your blogging voice, if you just write about one thing, and who really wants to spend hours reading a blog about model airplanes? The main thing is blogging is supposed to be fun. There are five main types of blog pots, why not try your hand at each of them and see what suits you? Find your blogging voice, and have fun.

The personal experience post.

This is simply a written account of something you have experienced. Try and make it an experience that will interest people ( please no more accounts of what you've had for breakfast, lunch or any other meal.) It doesn't have to be dramatic, as long as readers can relate. Maybe the experience has taught you a lesson some how, or changed your view point, or helped you understand a situation you otherwise would not have understood.

The real life drama post.

It is truly amazing what some people go through and live to tell the tale. If you can put into words an account of your , or someone Else's dramatic true life tale, then you will have something unique your readers will be interested in reading. If you can't find anyone who has had such an experience, then write about something you have seen on the news or read in your local newspaper. Such stories are all around us, fires, flood, tornado's or even someone who has been reunited with a long lost relative. These events happen to the people in our lives every day.

The personality post.

This type of post is a sort of profile, or interview. OK, so you are not going to get the chance to interview Brad Pitt, but there are thousands of UN known people who are unique, and would be interesting to readers. People are interested in people, what they are like, what they have to say, and what they are doing with their lives. A really great way do to this type of post and get your blog noticed, is to find some one who writes a blog you enjoy, and ask if you can do a profile of them on your blog. Chances are they will then write about your post on their blog,n attracting their readers instantly. Ask them what tips or advice they have to offer ( especially good if you do have a niche blog.) What they have learnt in the time they have been blogging, etc.

  The opinion post.

Pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Especially good if you have a strong opinion on a controversial subject. You will evoke just as strong a reaction from your reader, and they will comment on your blog, starting a discussion, which in turn will get people coming back to your blog time, and time again.

The how-to post.

Again, great if you do have a niche blog, but great to add variety to your blog. Share your knowledge on what you want to talk about, tips you have picked up, even cooking recipes you have found particularly good. Base your articles on your personal experiences and what you have to offer from your own life. You don't have to be an expert ( I am certainly not ) you just have to tell people what you have found to work for you.

Trying out each of these different methods, can only serve to enrich your blogs content, and offer more variety for your readers, even if they only return to your blog to see what you are going to write about next, it can't be bad can it?

Wednesday 22 September 2010

The top 15 most annoying male habits EVER!

1. Their idea of childcare is to stick the kids in front of finding Nemo.

2. They always  have to have the last word in an argument, and refuse to acknowledge that "Just because" is not a reasonable or valid point.

3. They always manage to drop their dirty socks next to the laundry basket, instead of in it.

4. They leave tiny hairs all round the sink after shaving.

5. They think we don't know about their secret porn stash.

6. They complain we spend money on celebrity magazines and then nick them before we get a chance to read them. ps. just for fun, tease them about reading girls mags and watch the big vein in his temple throb.

7. They crumple the pages of said magazines.

8. They pout like little boys when they can't have sex.

9. When nagged into doing the hoovering, they always manage to make it look worse than before they started. What do they do, empty the hoover bag on the floor?

10. They then sit around looking smug because they know you won't ask them to hoover again for another month.

11. They only ever have money for a takeaway if it's their turn to cook.

12. To them walking the dog means tying it up outside the bookies for an hour.

13. They think you having a twenty minute bath counts as 'me time'.

14. They try and pass x box games off as great gifts, claiming "as we always complain they spend so much time on it they thought they could buy us one we can play together." How considerate!

15. He- oops, i mean THEY use our pretty candle holders as ashtrays if they can't find one nearby.

Ladies i'm sure you can think of many more, so please send them to me. And as my wonderful 5 blog followers are mostly men ( ok so one of them is my husband- hi honey!) I bet you can think of just as many for us. So, email me at meami_5@live.com with your lists for women, and i would LOVE to post them on my blog.



                                                                                    

Sunday 12 September 2010

Going ape!

Friday night, the kids were in bed, and the big brother final was on. When almighty hell broke loose outside. Some idiot was screaming and shouting at the top of his lungs. This went on for about twenty minutes, when i finally lost my rag. I stormed outside to be greeted by one very drunk man, pacing up and down the street, yelling " SADIE, SADIE, COME HERE GIRL."

" Excuse me, but my children are in bed trying to sleep, do you mind keeping your voice down?"

I asked politely, with murder in my eyes.

" I've lost my dog."

The drunken man whined.

" Alright, but you've been shouting for twenty minutes, she obviously isn't here, can you just keep it down? My kids are sleeping."

In reply to which i received a torrent of abuse. Now, i have to admit when it comes to drunks, i am definitely not the most tolerant of people, so at this point i completely lost my rag, and became what i can only describe as "hopping mad." I definitely even hopped a little. Rant over, i stormed back inside, to find my husband rolling on the floor laughing.

" What the hell is so funny?"

I pouted. Giving him the glare. ( the "watch it, or no sex for a month" type glare.) So, he finally stopped laughing long enough to tell me;

" You looked so fierce, and hard out there, giving this big bloke what for, with your bright blue dressing gown, covered in cute little monkeys."

I looked down, and sure enough i was wearing the dressing gown my seven year old daughter picked out for me last Christmas, grinning monkeys covering every inch. The whole damn street has now witnessed my bad ass attitude, while sporting the un-sexiest nightwear known to man...or monkey, for that matter! Hmmm.... maybe Ben can do the school run for a while.



My writing projects have been going well this week. I wrote a short story called "Taking Liberty" ( it's in my blog, so if you want to take a peek, and tell me what you think, you can find the link in my archives and links tab, at the top of this page.) I submitted the story to a writing review site, and the response has been amazing! One of the reviews said:

" I would not be surprised to find this in a book of short story's i just paid good money for. Excellent twist, and commercial quality."

I'm thrilled! I also wrote a guest post for a great site called piggybankpie. It's a great site for bloggers. The article is called "Ways to overcome writers block" . There are some great tips in there, and something for everyone, so check it out at piggybankpie

Sunday 5 September 2010

You have got to be kidding me??

Late last night i received an email, nothing shocking there. It appeared to be from a Mr. Nom Cho, although when i looked closer the true location of the email was from some one called Michelle. Mr Nom Cho stated that he works for a bank in japan, one of his wealthy clients died leaving 24 million unclaimed, just sitting in a bank account. This client has no next of kin, and he was in desperate need of some one to claim to be this clients relative. If i did this i would receive 30% of the 24mil!!

Can you believe it!! Gob smacked i am, totally gobsmacked. It has to be the oldest trick in the book. So i sent him/her this email in reply.

OK, just kidding! Here's what i sent to him/her:
Sir,
I have just three questions for you.
1. If you are who you say you are, why did your email address come up under a different name?
2. I suppose you are going to ask me for my bank details next?
3. Not really a question, but still.. If you are going to try and scam people why use the oldest Internet scam around, you haven't even varied it, just used word for word, the oldest trick in the book!

Emma Johnson.

So, tutting away, i forgot about it, and then the cheeky ba*$!*d emailed me this message:

Dear Friend,






i must let you understand that the name you saw in my first mail was dull to a computer error that is why i as that you should send me mail with my other e mail address, i know you we think that i am trying to act funny but the fat is that i must do things that know one we know about in my country and my bank may know that i am the one that contact you so you shoud try to understand why i did that.



so i we advice you to get back to me so that we move on, i am not going to ask yu to send me your account information all i need from you is for you to help me stand as the next of kin so that both of us an move this funds down to your country.



You should not have anything to worry about, I will do everything lawfully required to ensure that the project goes smoothly, it shall pass through all Laws of International Banking, and you have my word and I agree to your 30% fare deal. There is no risk involve all I want is your cooperation to make the transfer a success, the transfer will be done legally An attorney In the name of Mr. Woo Cheng a Korean Citizen will prepare the necessary Affidavits, which shall put you in place as next of kin; he will obtain the necessary clearances from the Hong Kong authorities that will cover all the aspects involved in this transaction. This attorney shall handle all matters of probate on your behalf, he will have all the documents perfected, and with these documents he shall come forward to my bank to apply for the immediate release and transfer of the funds to the account you shall open on your behalf, hence your presence may not be required here in Hong Kong Unless you so desire. I have been a banker for many years and I know perfectly how the system works. Having resolved to entrust this transaction into your hands, I want to remind you that, it needs your commitment and diligent follow up. If you work seriously, the entire transaction should be over in a couple of days.



READ THE FOLLOWING AND GET BACK TO ME:



Firstly, how old you are, you should note that this project is highly capital intensive, this is why I have to be very careful, I need your total devotion and trust to see this through. I know we have not met before though I will be coming to your country after the successful transfer of these funds out of my bank for the final sharing, but still I am very confident that we will be able to establish the necessary trust that we need to execute this project.



I am now in contact with a foreign offshore online bank in the United Kingdom; I will intend that you open an account in your name in this foreign bank hence we will not be making use of your personal Bank account. The money would be transferred to your account which you will open in the foreign bank for both of us in your name, this is the best way, I have found; it will protect us from my bank. I want us to enjoy this money in peace when we conclude. So you should listen to my instructions and follow them religiously. Also you have to know that I cannot transfer this money in my name, as my bank will be aware that it is from me, this is where I NEED YOU.



As result of this, you will have to open an account in the corresponding bank. I will obtain a certificate of deposit from my bank, it will be issued in your name, and this will make you the real owner of the funds. After this, the money will be banked online for both of us. We can then instruct the bank to transfer our various shares into our respective home bank accounts though at this time I would have come over to your country to meet with you. I will also perfect the documentations with the assistance of my attorney to give the transaction the legal right.



Before I commence, I will need you to send me a copy of any form your identification (Driver's license, Work ID or International passport). I want to be sure that I am transacting with the correct person. As soon as I get these from you, I will commence the paper work with the assistance of my attorney. I hope you will understand why I need all these, the money in question is big and I want to ensure that I know you well before I proceed to give you all the details to commence the project, I will also send you my Identities and family album upon receipt of your identification. I will send the name and contact details of the United Kingdom Bank to you as soon as I have confirm that we could make use of it because I have to be sure that it is an affiliate of my bank that can protect the funds before you can commence communication with them.



Once again please ensure that you keep this project CONFIDENTIAL, do not discuss it with anybody, because of the confidential nature of this transaction and my work. Please reply soonest with the required Identification
                                  
 
Can you believe it? Oh, so that's a relief, you don't want my bank details you just need my passport!! Well sure...go ahead...you want one of my kidneys with that!!! OH PLEASE!!
 
This jerk really does not give up. Got me wondering though, i mean i bet they would be able to sell my passport for thousands right? The sad thing is, people actually fall for these scams, people HAVE fallen for these scams! Hmmm how embarrassing. So beware people, these losers are out there, and to the con artists writing these crappy emails...LEARN TO FREAKING SPELL!!!!

Wednesday 1 September 2010

How to catch a tiger...

No, I'm not really going to teach you how to catch a tiger! I just wanted to get your attention, and make the point that an interesting title really does make a difference to whether or not your reader notices you, and continues reading.

When it comes to the crunch and you actually sit down to write, it can be a little overwhelming to know where to start. So, I've compiled a few tips that i have picked up and found helpful to get the creative juices flowing.

Writing tips, and where to start.

  1. Spend at least half an hour a day writing.- If you are trying to write while having a full time job and family, then it may be an idea to write a journal in your spare minutes. Write wherever, and whenever you can. If you continuously hone your craft, you will find it easier to get into a creative frame of mind, and writing will become easier over time so when you sit down to write your article/book/short story/blog you won't find yourself staring at a blank screen for long periods of time.


 2. Keep a notebook.- Take your notebook everywhere. Write snatches of conversations, arguments, and describe places that you visit. If you are sat on a bus or train, then describe the appearance of another passenger. Imagine and describe their personality's, and background. You will soon have a rich resource of topics to write about, characters to use, and settings for places to use.

3. Read as much as possible in a wide range of genres.- This will help keep you aware of what topics are popular, and selling well. Use what has already been written to spark off you're own ideas. I don't mean copy other peoples work, but maybe you can expand or play around with ideas that have already been used.

4. Start by creating your characters, and their backgrounds. If you know your characters inside out their dialogue will match their personality's, and backgrounds. Characters without a background are flat and uninteresting. Picture your character, and describe them. Do they have flaws in their appearance or character?                                                                                                           

Saturday 28 August 2010

TAKING LIBERTY.

Horror/fiction.

Warm shafts of light shone through the richly scented pine trees illuminating the un remarkable face of Dean Graff. Satisfied with his location, secluded in the copse, he settled down, cross legged on the cool forest floor to wait




" wow, no wonder this place is popular with the cool kids"                                      



He thought to himself with a crooked smile. For weeks now he had been hanging around cafes, pubs, swimming pools, trying to glean from the converstations of the local teenagers where they hung out. His small brown eyes gleamed in the sunlight as he remembered Liberty Conner and her stupid brother talking about this place, arranging to come here, describing in such detail the location of this place, they may as well of drawn him a map. Just like every other kid their age, they hardly even gave him a second glance.



He was wasting his time with those other kids anyway, they had been nothing but a passing amusement, a way to pass the time untill she had come along.



He had first set eyes on Liberty Conner six weeks ago to the day. As soon as he saw her he had known she was different. A real prize. Some one truly worthy of his attention. She had the blondest hair he had ever seen, and not that cheap peroxide blonde either like those hollywood bimbos, but pure spun gold, and her eyes. He had never seen anyone with eyes that colour. They were almost violet, with the longest lashes he had ever seen, each one like a strand of silk.



For six weeks he had followed her , waiting for a chance to talk to her, but that brother of hers, never left her side, and besides she never even noticed he was alive. His normally pallid skin flushed red with anger and humiliation. She would know he was alive today though, oh yes! She would wish she hadn't ignored him, always giggling, and whispering behind her hand with her brother. Not once in the entire six weeks had her brother not been there with her. Not today though. He had heard their plans, every word.



They were to walk here to the lake together, then he would cycle into town to run some errands for their mother, and leave her to sun bathe by the lake. By the sounds of things it would be about an hour untill he would return to join his sister. Dean rubbed his long, feminine hands together in glee remembering how they had disscussed their plans so loudly, and openly as he had drank it all in just a few feet away, oh, how they would regret the disgusted way they had looked at him when they caught him staring.



Just then a soft tinkling laugh floated in on the cool forest breeze. His breath caught in his throat. They are coming he thought. Quickly he lay prone on the soft forest floor, thrusting his fist through the bush in front of him, satisfying himself that he had a perfect view of the blue-green expanse of lake before him.



He had chosen his position carefully, just behind an array of flat rocks that hung over the lake. The rest of the lakes perimiter was fairly overgrown, and thick with vegetation. He had ruled out any other spot she could choose to sunbathe, the rocks appeared to be the perfect sun trap.



He could see glimpses of their golden heads making their way through the trees towards him, her melodic voice getting louder, rudely interuppted by her brothers dulcit tones.



His bony chest heaved in excitement, as brother and sister broke into the clearing in front of his hiding place. He took in her appearence, and a low groan escaped his lips.



Long tanned legs passed him, pert buttocks clad only in scrappy denim shorts. His eyes travelled over a vast expanse of tanned midriff, a flash of a bikini top, and his view was suddenly eclipsed by the hulking form of her male counterpart, wheeling a bike alongside him. He hissed in disapointment.



Dean watched, increadably pleased with himself as she settled on the rocks exactly where he had anticapated, barely able to contain his excitment as they re- capped their plans for the afternoon.



" Alright lib, i'm going head off and get this stuff for ma. I'll be as quick as i can, and then we'll do some swimming. Don't go in the lake until i get back, if you get in trouble theres no one for miles to help you."



hayden Conner admonished his sister.



Dean smiled a twisted, little smile.



" If only he knew how prophetic those words will be."



He thought to himself.



" I know, and don't worry. I'll be fine here until you get back."



Liberty smiled sweetly up at her brother. Hayden patted her softly on the head, swung his leg over his bike, and cycled off through the trees.



Dean watched his prize, as she wriggled out of her tiny cut offs. She took a rolled up towel and sun cream from her bag, stretching out luxuriously. Squirting sun cream onto her hands, she began to massage the liquid onto the tops of her shoulders. Her bikini top was a deep violet, mirroring the colour of her eyes, the two small triangles of material barely covering the brown orbs of her breasts. He watched as her delicate fingers trailed the oil down into her cleavage, squirming uncomfortably as his growing erection pressed against the tight denim of his jeans.



Finally she finished smoothing the cream into her soft skin, and laid back, tucking the towel under her head. A growl built in his throat, as he drank in the sight of her hard, gleaming body in the sunlight, sretched out in front of him, just waiting for his touch. He would wait not a moment longer.



Tentatively, he reached around the tree he lay under, feeling for the knife and rope he had hidden there earlier. His fingers connecting with the cool steel, he pulled the knife toward him, and tucked it's handle between his teeth. Reaching out again, he cursed softly under his breath, as his fingers rustled in the leaves, finally grasping the coarse rope. Pushing himself onto his knees, he lightly wrapped the rope around his waist leaving his hands free.



His eyes fixed on her, he stood quietly. Just a few metres more and it wouldn't even matter if she saw him. He would get to her by the time she could get to her feet, and he KNEW there was no one to hear her scream for miles around. It was all so perfect, as if she had known his thoughts, and had planned to offer herself to him!



His heart jackhammered against his chest as he crept forward. His eyes fixed on her lovely face as she lay with eyes closed against the sun, he rose slowly to his feet, knife still fixed between crooked, yellow teeth. Dean took one giant surging leap forward.



The shadow of his wiry frame fell across Liberty's face. Her eyes snapped open, Dean loomed above her, she saw the familiar burn of desire in his eyes before he fell upon her, pinning her to the rocks beneath.



A bloodcurdling scream escaped her, shattering the quiet of the forest, before he could fix his sweating palm across her parted lips. Dean threw his weight against her writhing body again, and again as she tried in vain to buck him off, he slid the knife from his mouth, and with hands shaking in anticapation slipped it to the soft flesh of her throat.



" Shut the fuck up, or i swear i'll slit your throat and let you bleed out right here. Do you understand me? "



Liberty nodded, her eyes wide with fear, as her attempts to throw him off her body quieted, and she lay still. Quickly he unfurled the rope from around his waist, reluctantly easing himself from her smooth body. His heartbeat quickened as he revelled in the frightened whimpers escaping her, as he wrapped the rope around securing her arms to her sides. Electric jolts of excitement coursed through him as his fingers trailed across her naked flesh, delighting him with thoughts of what was to come.



" Get to you're feet! We are going to take a little walk to my car, and drive a little further into the woods, where your brother won't disturb us. Scream and i will kill you, do you understand? Not that anyone can hear you anyway, and it would be such a shame to tape up that pretty mouth of yours."



He leered at her suggestively, flecks of saliva covering her face. She winced at the proximity of his sour breath, and tried to shy away from his vice like grip on her arm.



" Are you going to kill me?"



She gazed up at him, eyes wide in a childlike expression.



Man this girl was something else, he thought with a goofy grin on his face.



" aw, nah..not if your a good girl, and do as i say."



He said, chucking her under the chin with the flat part of the blade.



" now lets move."



He lead her to the edge of the woods where he had left his car, her all the while sobbing gently, firing him up even more, exciting him, filling him with the power he had so longed to wield over all those that had hurt him..rejected him! He glanced furtively side to side, before opening the boot of the car.



" Get in, and lie still."



He thrust her toward the open boot, delighting in the girlish quiver of her bottom lip.



He watched her curl into a submissive little ball, a nasty smirk twitching at his lips. Triumphant, he slammed the car boot shut, and scuttled into the drivers seat. He knew exactly where he would take her. Funnily enough it was Libertys own dear brother he had gotten the idea from. He had heard him tell Liberty about this old rundown shed about a mile from here, no one ever went there, and he had told his sister about one of his friends who took some girl they knew there for sex once. He had checked it out, it was perfect. His every nerve ending tingled in excitement as he started the engine.



Hayden Conner , cycling back to where his sister waited for him, watched, a quizzical little smile playing on his lips, as he saw a vaguely familiar face drive hell for leather past him on the road.





Dean kicked the rickety door of the shed closed behind them, and pushed Liberty down onto the decrepid mattress he had lugged there the previous night. Panting, and puffing with the exertion, he swept his fine mousy brown hair out of his eyes, and studied the reaction of his prey. Lines of terror etched Libertys pretty features, as she scooted away from him on the mattress, pressing herself up against the back wall of the shed as though trying to escape the occupants of hell itself.



" Please..my brother will come looking for me, you can't do this."



" Oh but i have done it, by the time he works out you haven't actually gone home it will all be too late."



Dean wiped a trail of saliva that had dribbled down his chin as he spoke. He edged closer, and she suppressed a gag as her eyes fell to his obvious erection. He followed her gaze to his groin, and swiftly unbuttoned the denim restraint of his jeans. He wore nothing underneath, and his erect penis bobbed in front of him looking ridiculous against his skinny form. He seemed unsure of what to do next, and with the knife in one hand lunged at her, his free hand grabbing, and pinching at her breasts. With a grunt, he tore the flimsy bikini top from her body, tossing it aside, slamming his hand around her throat he pinned her against the wall, cutting her breath short. His eyes bulged as they roamed down to her bare breasts, scooting back slightly to take in their soft curves, his breath caught in his throat, how long he had waited for this moment.



He raised his eyes to hers, sucking in a breath as he watched her expression begin to harden. He cocked his head to the side quizzically, as the frightened little girl turned into something else, something not of this world. Those dewy, frightened eyes now glowed with a hunger that threatened to suck his soul from it's earthly form. Like a poisonous viper she struck, pulling back her legs, and kicking out, striking him square in the chest. A sickening 'crack' filled the air, as his breastbone caved in with the force.



Dean fell back, prone on the dusty unused floor of the shed, wheezing, and spluttering as he tried to suck air into his crushed lungs.



Liberty sretched languidly, a look of bliss on her face. She stood, and walked toward him, her hips weaving from side to side with the practised ease of a seductress. She now towered over his gasping form. Liberty raised her leg again, the glittering silver heel on her sandals glinting wickedly in the dust strewn shafts of light pouring in through the cracks in the shed wall. She kicked out again, smashing down onto the bridge of his nose with a crunch as blood exploded through the wound.



He tried to scream, but only a strangled wheeze escaped his lips, followed by a gurgling sound as the blood ran into his open mouth.



" Did you think i didn't see you watching me little boy, do you really think i did'nt notice your pathetic little form everywhere i went, devouring my every word? Do you think you are my first admirer!"



She spat.



Dean began to whimper now, he shuffled backwards as he saw her eyes fall on the knife she had sent skittering across the floor earlier.



She swooped down and picked up the knife with inhuman speed, and immeadiatley fell on him like a hungry tiggress.



the shed door creaked open, and Liberty squinted up at the light. In the doorway stood the hulking form of Hayden Conner.



" You were supposed to wait untill i got here!"



Hayden playfully scolded his sister.



Liberty twirled the knife in her hand.



" I was just starting the game, thats all."



Her face had softened, and once again held that innocent, childlike quality.



He stepped through the doorway, and a beam of light illumanated the face of Dean Graff.



Two black holes gaped where his eyes had once been, filled with dark pools of crimson blood. His pasty cheek exposed a familiar marking. A noughts and crossess grid had been carved into the sallow skin. In the centre a bloody 'o'.



" And i got to start this time."



Liberty giggled girlishly.

Spending money to make it...really?

Learn how to make money online from the Internet guru's, or save yourself some time, and throw your money straight in the bin.

If you have been looking for ways to make money online, then I'm sure you too have had the pleasure (gag ) of coming across these "automated money making systems- just program and let it fill your bank account!" Hmmm...now how would that work exactly? If it does what they say it does, why are these people wasting their time trying to flog them to us for " the low, low price of just £100?" Why aren't they lounging around in their massive houses, laughing at us poor dopes, still desperately trying to find a piece of the Internet goldmine? ( their term, not mine )

I wanted to know if there were any genuine ways to make money online, and write about it in my blog. So, for months i have trawled the Internet, constantly having to deal with these jokers! Millions of crazy sales letters adorned with pictures of big houses, and flash cars, claiming that using their system will result in life changing wealth. These people make me sick!

Don't get me wrong, they seem convincing at first, but after hours of trawling the same old crap looking for a way to earn money with no start up fee, ( they all claim to cost little or nothing ) I soon learnt to just scroll to the end of the page, to once again discover " i can have all this for a one off price of £100, for thousands of pounds worth of equipment, to make me a fortune!" ....oh please!"

Even the auction listing programs seem to be a complete con. They claim they are in need of hundreds of people to post auction items for amazing pay, and then try and slap you with a £50 monthly membership fee! If i had a spare fifty quid a month, i would not be wasting my time looking for extra income on the Internet would i? Then you have certain sites that claim to be in need of article writers to fill the hundreds of jobs they have daily, then they want a fifty quid membership fee too. It's so frustrating.

There are so many people claiming to offer  advice on earning online (for a small fee) and these are the ones that i have fallen for. It may only be a few pounds, but I've found the only information they actually dole out is completely useless, or information you can get from a search engine. The low price fools hundreds of people, and they get their money that way. 

I honestly think that if you really want to try and turn a hundred pounds into thousands, your best chance is at the bookies, and not on the Internet. In previous posts, i have given you the only good advice i have learnt so far about making money online, and as i learn, i will post what actually works on my blog, and at no charge. You can make some money online, but only if you don't let the thousands of con artists take it from you to begin with, don't be fooled, if their money making systems work so well, they wouldn't be trying to flog them to you now, would they.

Sunday 22 August 2010

How to make money from your blog. Part two.

In my previous post, i uncovered some strategies to make money from your blog. Making money from blog posting is only easy when you are made aware of the resources available to you. So here are a few tips, and tricks to help you on your way. Once again, i am in no way being paid to write this post, or endorse any of the sites mentioned.
         
While looking for ways to make money blogging i came across payperpost, o desk, and blogitive. All great resources to earn money from your blog posts.

Payperpost.

Simply click here to register to payperpost free, and submit your blog. You will then be given assignments to write posts for advertisers, being paid per post, or per word, depending on the length of the assignment.

Blogitive.

click here to sign up free to blogitive. Then add your blog url. Blogitive will then evaluate your blog, and notify you within two working days if you have been accepted, then as with payperpost, just wait for the job offers,and accept the tasks you want to do to start making money from your blog.

Odesk.

click here to register free to odesk for access to hundreds of available new jobs daily. Once you have registered, and set up your profile, you don't even have to wait until jobs are offered to you as with payperpost, and blogitive, as you can search the hundreds of jobs suited to your strengths, and apply for them right away.

Multiple blogs.

It is a good idea to use multiple 'niche blogs', and the best way to earn money with this method, as just using one blog with payperpost etc. Will not amount to much income. Submitting multiple blogs to payperpost, and blogitive will get you more assignments. Personally, i recommend odesk, as they have the largest amount of paid job offers available. Of course the other great advantage to having multiple blogs, is that you can use your google adsense account. ( see "how to make money from your blog" previous post ) to post ads on all your blogs, therefore multiplying your income from your adverts. If you need to set up an adsense account
click here.

Click bank.

A way of making money by selling, and promoting products on your blog. click here to sign up for a free clickbank account, where you will find millions of products to promote, and sell. Choose what type of products interest you, or are relevant to your blog, get your product link ( this will be unique to you ) and add the links on your blog. Any sales made this way will earn you a percentage. You can do this as many times as you like, with as many products as you like.

Traffic exchange.

Sometimes it takes a lot of time, and effort ( and lets face it, sometimes just good luck ) to build up traffic to your blog. If you are using a method such as adsense, or clickbank to make money from your blog, then traffic really is vital. A great way to get free advertising for your blog is by using a traffic exchange such as " i love hits" or trafficg. To set up a free account at a traffic exchange click here.

Traffic exchange's work by, clicking on and surfing other peoples websites Each time you visit a site, you in exchange  get one credit, or visit to your site. Using a traffic exchange is not the best method to gain traffic, as people are often busy clicking for credits for their sites, to bother about paying a great deal of attention to yours. However, if your website is eye catching enough, and contains content that interests people, they will take the time to properly visit your site, possibly clicking on your ads and buying your products.

I hope you find this information helpful. Please feel free to add any tips of your own, comment, or ask anything you like, and if i can help, i will.

Wednesday 18 August 2010

The marriage monologues.

Since we got married a few weeks ago, everyone we meet is suddenly a relationship expert, and joy of joys, they all want to impart their wisdom on us newly weds.

We only invited close friends and family to the wedding, and so until we run into them, a lot
of our friends and acquaintances don't know we are married, but when they do the conversation goes something like this: Friend: "hey, so whats new with you?"
US: (furtive nervous, glances at each other) umm.."well, we got married"
Friends: *sound of crickets, followed by extreme gushing.."wow, that's great, you know, we've been saving to get married for ages, we just haven't saved enough yet! (man suddenly goes white with impending doom) She continues..."you know, the secret to a long lasting relationship is..".(fill in the blank depending on the person/couple ) trust/sharing/friendship/ , you get the idea!
Friends: "oh we would have so loved to have seen you get married!" ( can't tell you how many times we've been cornered by this line.)
Us: *guilty expressions. " oh, it was a small wedding you know. erm, why don't you come round for dinner tomorrow night? Have a look at the photos?"
 
And so it begins...This is how the number of excruciating "marriage masterclass" evenings, came about, over, and over since the wedding. Especially from the un married couples, funnily enough.These evenings seemed to fall into three categories.
1) The married couple who tell us in detail how to have a harmonious marriage, and sex life ( yes, that's right extreme detail on their healthy sex lives. Although we learnt quickly and took away the wine.) and then spend the entire evening arguing over every point the other made.
2) The un married couple that will have the perfect marriage because their relationship is based on...listening to one another/trust/friendship etc and then spend the entire evening arguing over every point the other made.
3) The unmarried couple who "would never get married" as they have the perfect relationship, don't we realize that marriage ruins everything, and then spend the entire evening arguing over every point the other made.

Well we definatley learnt something from the endless marriage monologues. We learnt how to communicate with   furtive looks, and gestures, and we learnt we shouldn't serve wine when entertaining. I don't mean it, but geez, EVERYONE's an expert!

Sunday 15 August 2010

10 best blogging, and blogging for money books and tools.

Previously i wrote a post on how to blog for profit. Following this i did some research on the best blogging, and blogging for money books around, so here are the ten best ones, in no particular order with a brief run down of their contents, and what they have to offer you. I hope you find this helpful.

  1. Easy blogging guide.-A guide to having your readers pay for having you speak your own mind, and using your blog to promote your business. click here $32.27

 2.  Blogging your way to wealth. - How to make money from every post you write thorough monetizing your blog in different ways. Simple language and easy instruction. click here  $9.62

3. Blogging for wealth. Ultimate blogging package-get rich with blogs. -  Complete guide. Learn how to build your blogs, drive visitors and create wealth. Turn your blogs into cash-raking assets that will work hard for you around the clock. Instant download click here $16.73

4. How to build a money making blog. - Great if you are starting from scratch. Easy to understand, and simple instruction.  How to set up your blog, post great content ( great if you need ideas for posts ) grow your readership, and make money doing it. click here

5. ( video ) Blogging mindset video training course. -A complete step by step guide, high quality, and easy instruction.How to use your blog to quickly establish yourself as an expert.. click here

6. Multiple income streams blog theme.- Defiantly one of my favourites, and great value for money. You are getting a professional wordpress blog theme with 10 built in ways to make money! click here  $14.38

7. Simple smart blogging $5000 monthly rewards and more. -An e book, excellent for beginners, and those struggling to make money blogging. Easy to understand with practical, fundamental, genuine advice. Simple and smart. click here

8. Blogging exploit. - Includes great free resources. A complete guide to building a high profit blog empire.A simplified but powerful action plan to build profitable blogs in 24hrs. click here $10.60

9. Auto niche blogs.- Not for beginners. Download six videos on blog automation (also offers automation software, to buy) The automation blog is a carefully planned strategy to improve search engine ranking, and save time. click here $17.98

10. Blogging decoded- the industry trade secrets of profitable blogging. - Instant download, and easy to understand. An all inclusive blueprint to high profit blogging. Become a high paid pro blogger, with this step by step guide. click here  $16.24