Luckily, this can be avoided. Look out for these signs on the first few dates, and if your new beau displays more than five of them....run, and maybe put your pet bunny rabbit into hiding for a while ;)
1) He/she steals your mums number out of your mobile when you go to the bathroom.
2) He/she puts your phone number as no.1 on their speed dial, on the first date!
3) What you once thought was affectionate cuddling, becomes more like a ball and chain.
4) The flirty hand/knee/thigh touching, that goes on to let the other party know your interested, gets steadily more intense untill they actually LICK YOUR FACE!! (this happened to me on a date. He thought it was cute, and would make him seem quirky. The look of surprise on his face as i punched him on the nose, was priceless)
5) When eating out, they have ordered for you before you arrive.
6) They have spookily ordered your favourite food + drink to try + impress you, claiming it's fate or something, but have previously harassed all your friends for the information.
7) By the 2nd date, he has a photo of you as his wallpaper (on his/her phone)
8) Your mum calls you and says "Why did'nt you tell me you had a new boyfriend/girlfriend . And such a lovely young man/lady too!
9) On your next date, they give you a rose for each day you've known each other. Some might say this is romantic, but smacks of desperation to me, hhmmm.
10) They begin planning where you will settle down. "some place nice in the country for the kids to grow up!" -seriously...run...now!!
11) You find a list of baby names in their notebook.
12) When you look out the window late at night, you see a familiar shape lurking in the shadows, staring up at your window.
13) When you pass a photo booth, they suggest having one of those photos done, where they merge your faces, so you can see what your kids would look like, and it's only date 3.
14) You jump every time your phone rings or a text comes through, because you know it's likely to be them for the 20th time that morning, to say "I wuv you" with a picture of a teddy and too many hearts to count. ----Aaarrghhh!!
15) You turn up at your mums for sunday lunch and find them at the head of the table, grinning inanley while carving the roast!
Please feel free to add your nightmare bunny boiler situations, even if it's to get revenge on your ex!
Lets expose the psychos, and spare many more people from some seriously awful dates eh? ;)
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