The top 15 most annoying male habits EVER!

1. Their idea of childcare is to stick the kids in front of finding Nemo.

2. They always  have to have the last word in an argument, and refuse to acknowledge that "Just because" is not a reasonable or valid point.

3. They always manage to drop their dirty socks next to the laundry basket, instead of in it.

4. They leave tiny hairs all round the sink after shaving.

5. They think we don't know about their secret porn stash.

6. They complain we spend money on celebrity magazines and then nick them before we get a chance to read them. ps. just for fun, tease them about reading girls mags and watch the big vein in his temple throb.

7. They crumple the pages of said magazines.

8. They pout like little boys when they can't have sex.

9. When nagged into doing the hoovering, they always manage to make it look worse than before they started. What do they do, empty the hoover bag on the floor?

10. They then sit around looking smug because they know you won't ask them to hoover again for another month.

11. They only ever have money for a takeaway if it's their turn to cook.

12. To them walking the dog means tying it up outside the bookies for an hour.

13. They think you having a twenty minute bath counts as 'me time'.

14. They try and pass x box games off as great gifts, claiming "as we always complain they spend so much time on it they thought they could buy us one we can play together." How considerate!

15. He- oops, i mean THEY use our pretty candle holders as ashtrays if they can't find one nearby.

Ladies i'm sure you can think of many more, so please send them to me. And as my wonderful 5 blog followers are mostly men ( ok so one of them is my husband- hi honey!) I bet you can think of just as many for us. So, email me at meami_5@live.com with your lists for women, and i would LOVE to post them on my blog.