Friday 4 March 2011

10 Sneaky ways to get your man to do what you want!

This post is only for fun and should be taken with a pinch of salt.

  
1. Stand in front of the TV when he's playing his x box, and refuse to move until he agrees with you.

2. Tell him your ex wo7uld have done it. Their ego's can't resist this one.

3. Top tip : Most men will agree to anything just before or in the minutes after sex. ;)

4. Ask him at 4.00am, he'll probably tell you "yes" to get you to go back to sleep.

5. Tell him he can either take you dancing/pictures/beach/bowling/pub, or he can babysit while your slightly wild, single friend takes you.

6. If you want him to spend more time with you, sell his game station while he's out, and tell him you were burgled. Not only will you get his full attention, but you will have extra cash for the electric bill that needs paying!

7. Tell his mum. She'll be so concerned you might split up and he will have to move back home with her, she will have him agreeing to your demands in no time!

8. Tell your mum....the disapproving glances she gives him will have him treating you like a queen, while still thinking it was his idea!

9. Have your best mate come round and loudly announce the hot guy from your fav coffee shop, asked for your number. Him thinking he has competition will jump start the romantic gesture's before you can say " cappachino please."

10. If you have got this far and suggestions 1-9 haven't worked.....you probably need a new man, as this one has no pulse! ;)

3 comments:

  1. Funny! To bad that most of these wont work for me.
    1. he has no x-box
    2. My ex was 10 years ago
    3. mmmm
    4. He's at work (night shift)
    5. My slightly wild single friend is 10000miles away and he knows it.
    6. No game station and no crime where we live
    7. She lives with us
    8. She lives 10000 miles away and i only see her once a year
    9. I can try that. :-)
    10. I think i will keep him anyway!
    Nice post anyway!
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  2. Haha , Thanks Louise, looks like i'm going to have to come up with some more ideas ;) Let me know how no.9 works for you? Come back soon. Emma x

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  3. LOL Loved it!!

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